Oh podficcers are people who read fanfic out and turn it into MP3 format for iPods and stuff. There's a comm. for it. (Edit: Found! http://community.livejournal.com/tw_audiofic/), I just live off them, all my favourite fics that I can listen to when I'm meant to be working and no one suspects a thing! And Beta's are editors for the unemployed. :-D